Ask Audrey: How can I train to be a sex expert?

Ask Audrey
C’mere, what’s the story with Tanora Timmy? He’s my younger brother, we were in a band together in the early noughties called Rebel Attitude. Dave Fanning played a few of our songs even though we weren’t from Dublin.
We split up in 2008 because he’s a langer and in fairness, I did the business with his old doll in Tenerife, she’s my old doll still, so there’s been no contact from Tanora Timmy for 15 years. Until yesterday his name pops up on WhatsApp, “Hey bro, if Oasis can kiss and make up, why not us? #mad4it #backontheroad #rebelattitude.”