Ask Audrey: My wife dumped me to boost her Instagram following

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Ask Audrey

C’mere, what’s the story with getting a divorce? The old doll woke me up Wednesday with the news that she’s going to dump me live, on Instagram. 

I said why girl, and she said because her last few posts on Insta were about as popular as an upstairs fart on the 202.