Ask Rosealeen: Ballydesmond's finest subs for Audrey — but don't ask for Taylor tickets

"My back is already in agony from shtooping over this blasted screen but look it, let’s get stuck in."

Taylor Swift performs at the Friends Arena in Stockholm, Sweden, Friday May 17, 2024. (Christine Olsson/TT News Agency via AP)

Well lads, there I was sunning myself down in my little mobile home in Garryvoe when the call came through that Audrey was gone off gallivanting again. Where is she gone this time says I? 

Says them she’s off to Glastonbury. Well I said Glasto be damned anyway because didn’t I have to upsticks quick smart back to Ballydesmond and whip out the laptop.