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Ask Audrey: sorting Cork people out for ages

Never open a package addressed to your husband when your mother is over for morning tea. 

Myself and Mummy were halfway through our Earl Grey and muffins in the conservatory of my understated stylish 1930s home on the Model Farm Road, ding dong on the doorbell and there’s a small package with my Ken’s name on the address.