Bernard O'Shea: I tried this hack to make scents last... and it worked

Irish Examiner columnist Bernard O'Shea: not pictured.
Ah, the power of scent! A whiff can bring back memories, emotions, and sometimes that nauseating feeling of regret after a particularly dubious meal choice. However, can a tub of Vaseline keep those memories lingering longer?
I've always been curious about those uber-fancy bottles with French names that, for the life of me, I can't pronounce correctly. "Eau de Parf... Parf... Parfa...Thingy?"