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Sorting out Cork people for ages

Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.

Hello, it’s Rosealeen here in Ballydesmond. My gowl of a brother got zero points in his Leaving Cert so didn’t he say to himself, “Well now Jerry The Pig as I’m known locally, I wouldn’t make much of a priest so I might as well go into politics”. 

He’s been on the town council now for 20 years, but the only thing you need to get elected there is a set of opposable thumbs. He put a brave face on it at the count the last time out - but it can’t be easy to for a man to poll so badly that he was able to figure out that his own mother didn’t even vote for him, god rest her soul - even though she isn’t dead yet, would she ever hurry on.