Ask Audrey: It’s hard enough imagining people in north Cork having sex

Sorting out Cork people for ages

Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.

Hello, it’s Rosealeen here in Ballydesmond. Well feck Berna anyway but she’s always had an eye for technology. She was the first person in north Cork to figure out how to use a microwave, although I suppose that’s not saying much. 

Anyway, didn’t she sign up for an artificial intelligence app, and she’s been on it like a mad thing since early January. At first, she had it doing normal things like writing randy messages to lads on Tinder, but soon she figured out a far more useful feature — local gossip.