Ask Audrey: The beard trend has finally made it to the North Cork/Kerry border

Sorting out Cork people for ages

Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.

C’mere, what’s the story with tidying up your gaff? That one, Marie Kondo, ruined my life a few years back when she started telling us that our houses are filthy and we need to tidy them up. The old doll really took it to heart and it was World War 3 if I left my jocks on the floor for more than a day. 

But I read in the Examiner there that Marie has now decided that tidying is for gomies and she has more or less stopped trying to keep her place clean. Do you think this is the green light for chilling out on the old housework?
— Dowcha Donie, Blackpool