Ask Audrey: 'My sexy super power is snoring and eating Pringles'

Sorting out Cork people for ages

Hello, it’s Rosealeen here in Ballydesmond. Well, lads, just when you think you’ve reached the pits of what’s available on the dating scene in North Cork and East Kerry, along comes a man called Danny with the message that things can always get worse,

I met said Danny on a dating app called My Sexy Super-Power. The idea is that your profile should be one sentence long: Telling the world what you’re really good at in the sack.