Ask Audrey: Don't confuse a throuple with a threesome, especially not in Kinsale

Sorting out Cork people for ages

Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.

It’s getting open-minded on our WhatsApp group Douglas Road Stunners Who Have Their Eye on a Place on the Blackrock Road. It all started when Fifi_MedDiet posted a poll asking how many of us thought we are at the top of the social tree in Cork. 72% of the Stunners felt we could be doing better — Chloe_VolvoXC90 said she’s done one or two things she’s ashamed of just to get on the list with top estate agents on the South Mall, so she always gets a heads up when a place goes up for private sale in Sundays Well. Fifi said there is a swingers group operating on the BRR (that’s what we call the Blackrock Road) and they have a charity outreach scheme where they allow one couple from the Douglas Road to join — she’s put her and Ken’s name down on the list, they’re waiting to hear. 

Elenora_ElectricScooter said she’s been to one of their soirées with her Ken and it improved their social standing in Cork by 27%. I’d be up for myself at the moment, I’m somewhere between smoking hot and outrageous after a fortnight on the Mediterranean Diet, I’d do very well for myself indeed at a Swingers party on the Blackrock Road. (My Ken is addicted to Elite Tea Cakes, and it shows, so I’d say he’d end up doing a lot of watching.) Do you know anyone that could get me into that party?