Ask Audrey: 'What’s the official advice on finishing off a large box of Scots Clan?'

Sorting out Cork people for ages..

Hello it’s Rosealeen here from Ballydesmond. Well, will wonders never cease Audrey, but it was only yesterday that I found myself thinking I should have listened to my mother. 

The old whinge bag had warned me off my latest boyfriend and him a binman from Mallow. I said: “Jesus wept Mammy, when will you get it into your mind that I’m never going to marry a hospital consultant from the Model Farm Road and just as well too because for all their knowledge of anatomy, I have yet to land one that can locate my pleasure button.”