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Sorting out Cork people for ages

Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.

It’s getting giddy on our WhatsApp group, Douglas Road Stunners Who Have Nightmares About Sitting Next to A Norrie on The Train. Fifi_BackfromDavos said it’s a balls that you have to drive up to Dublin for the old Christmas shop, wouldn’t it be the business if you could neck a bottle of bubbles with some bee-atches from Dublin 4 and sashay home on the train. 

Leonora_WontBoreYa said tell me about it babe, I got the train down last year and ended up sitting across from this one from Tralee who spent two hours on the phone talking about her greyhound, #NeverAgain. I was straight back to them, saying this is a joke, if the Royal family can have their own train surely it’s not beyond Irish Rail to lay on a dedicated luxury carriage for Douglas Road Stunners. The rest of the bee-atches thought that was a great idea, which is a rarity seeing they usually ignore me because my brother only went to Coláiste Chríost Rí.