Ask Audrey: Apparently cava and tapas is totes Carrigaline now

Sorting out Cork people for ages

Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.

It’s getting royal on our WhatsApp group, Douglas Road Stunners Who Can’t Understand Why Diana was so Unhappy. It started when I hosted a cava and tapas party to binge watch the latest season of The Crown on Wednesday afternoon. (I’m barred from the group for six weeks after the fecking thing. A pparently cava and tapas is totes Carrigaline now - we’re back around to French again so it’s champers and canapés, or you’re out on your ear. ) Anyway, we get to the bit in The Crown where Diana has this incredible gaff in West London, her husband is ignoring her, her child is in boarding school, and we’re all there going, “Who do I have to sleep with to get this kind of a lifestyle?” 

King Charles, says Fifi_DryRobe, and we all made yuk sounds and then Orla_VolvoXC90 said I definitely would if he looked like Dominic West and we all went quiet because you need to focus when you’re having dirty thoughts. Chloe_LuvMyPlanet said soz now bee-atches, there are big learnings here, all that money just made Diana miserable.. Well, we banned her for a month for saying learnings, you’d swear we were at work, if any of us had a job to go to . But Audrey, I can’t help wondering, is it possible to be miserable when you have loads of money?