Listen — Ask Audrey: What's the point following Munster up to Dublin when we'll be in the same jersey as someone from Clonmel?

Sorting out Cork people for ages

Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.

It’s getting giddy on our WhatsApp group Douglas Road Stunners Who Are Falling Out of Love with Munster. Fifi_StandUpAndFight started it off when she posted, “Buzzing for Dublin bee-atches, whose on for getting prosecco-ed on the train up to the Leinster match?” We banned her from the group for six years, because drinking prosecco on a train is totes Ballyphehane, do you know that kind of way? Cliona_MissingROG said she’s starting to wonder if there is any point in following Munster up to Dublin, just to watch them getting tonked by those Leinster arseholes. Orla_Brave&Faithful said Amen to that, and then you end up in some awful pub in Ballsbridge, drinking a cocktail that cost more than a semi-d in Glanmire, listening to some Dublin 4 one braying on about her daughter’s organic pumpkin business. But trust Lucy_Spiritof99 to put her finger on it when she said, “Sorry now bee-atches, what’s the point in spending two grand on a spray tan, just to stand in the Aviva and have posh ones from Dalkey pigeon-holing me as a savage because I’m wearing the same red jersey as some knuckle-dragger from Clonmel.” There in a nutshell is the futility of life as a Douglas Road stunner following Munster — do you think it’s time to stop?

— Jenni, Douglas Road