Listen — Ask Audrey: 'I wouldn't want to end up in the CUH. I'd just hate to have to spend time in Wilton'

Sorting out Cork people for ages

'I started going out with a posh yoga instructor from Sunday’s Well. She’s like an elastic band'

It’s getting feral on our WhatsApp group Douglas Road Stunners Tempted to Put Their Designer Dogs on DoneDeal. Fifi_CockaSetter said she was bang on trend two years ago when she got her CockaSetter, Ronan, from a boutique dog breeder near Dungarvan, but they’re a bit common now and your woman won’t take him back, typical Waterford like. 

Bronagh_OwnALabradoodle said she spent 5 grand on her dog, Ronan — we all named them after Ronan O’Gara, aren’t we gas altogether — anyway Bronagh said she met a guy down on the Marina yesterday with a Labradoodle like her Ronan, and HE WAS IN A GLEN ROVERS JERSEY, AUDREY. (And so was his owner.) We scrambled our Stunner Emergency Response team to help her through this, it was gridlock on the Douglas Road with all the Volvo XC90s, sirens going and everything.