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Ask Audrey: sorting Cork people out for ages.

Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.

Now listen up Paddy. I’ve just come from a meeting of the British Establishment, where we all dressed up as gun-boats and shared tips on useful boltholes because it seems unlikely that the oiks will put up with us much longer. 

Harvey Von Saxon-Hesse D’Norman put his finger on it when he pointed out that the British establishment isn’t welcome anywhere because the little locals have zero gratitude for the way we sorted out their country and taught them how to speak the King’s English. But we’re not all bad.