Listen — Ask Audrey: If you swim in Owenahincha, you're not welcome

Everyone knows that's Cork for 'I'm basic'

Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.

It’s very results driven on our WhatsApp group, Douglas Road Stunners Who Find Local GAA Clubs a Bit Common. Fifi_OnTheBall said her sister lives in south county Dublin, it’s not the Douglas Road obvs, but still, how bad. Anyway, this sister, Trixi, has her kids in a GAA club in Dalkey, it’s called Cuala, and everyone is dripping in money. 

She said the kids all have Irish names but the parents haven’t a notion of voting Sinn Féin, sure they’d rob you blind with their taxes. Anyway, Fifi said it would be the business if we could have a GAA club like that in Cork because rugby is getting common now, they’re even playing it in Skibbereen.