Bernard O'Shea: What's the most useless thing you bought during lockdown?

Bernard O'Shea is backpedalling on his pandemic purchases, including an airbike

Bernard O'Shea invested in an airbike during lockdown. If only he could get around to using it.

A very whirling mind and a very sorry wallet sprung for several small Covid purchases - plus one massive one -  during the lockdown. That big purchase is plonked in front of me right now, goading me.

Let me get to some of the smaller yet no less ridiculous purchases I made over the last two years. Most of them were picked up on my scrolling Amazonia adventures. The Amazon retail river, that is.