Ask Audrey: Using sexual favours to get one over on your neighbours is never a good look

- unless you live in Kinsale, says the Examiner's agony aunt

Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.

It’s getting ‘I saw him first’ on our WhatsApp group, Douglas Road Stunners Who Spent More Than You on Halloween Decorations. 

Fifi_WhitePrius said she’s going to book this guy Scary O’Leary to spookify her garden and house this weekend, word on the Douglas Road is that he’s the Banksy of Halloween installations. Didn’t Cliona_BigGreenEggBarbecue book him there and then and tied him into an exclusive deal with an extra five grand, sure we’d earn that in a day, her words not mine in case the Revenue are snooping in on this. Shona_OwnATesla said five grand, five schmand Cliona, I’ve nicked him from under your nose with a month in our Greek villa, no moaning now, all’s fair in love and Halloween installations.