Homeschool diary day 4: Cabin fever is brewing fights about where the tea is kept

Today, I write from the sick house. No school today, as the boys are panned out with symptoms varying from being too sleepy to get out of bed after a ten-hour kip to 'I don't think my legs are working.'
I was swift in my decree of A Day Off School — sure anything from an itchy elbow to a gluey eye these days must be treated with scrutiny.