The fashion trends that will keep you ahead of the posse in 2014?

From thigh gaps to wet-look hair, we have all the trends on the radar for 2014. Some are downright ridiculous — but others might just come in handy for the year ahead...

DIET: THE THIGH GAP

Good news ladies, here’s another thing to hate about our bodies! Yes, I’m afraid if you didn’t know already, your thighs are not supposed to meet at the top when you stand. Instead, you should sport a desirable ‘thigh gap’ (defined as a space between your upper inner thighs that demonstrates how thin, and therefore acceptable to society you are). Thighs that meet at the top (mine don’t just meet, they resemble two large seal cubs sleeping side by side) just won’t do.