DWTS: TV coverage stumbles as first star eliminated

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Dancing with the Stars has moved from the twinkling of toes to the dropping of the axe — but not before a technical glitch delayed proceedings, reminding everyone of what telly used to be like when this kind of thing was as common as journeys through Bosco’s Magic Door.