5 cracker jokes guaranteed to make you groan this Christmas

Researchers at MBNA have cracked the formula of what makes the perfect cracker joke.

5 cracker jokes guaranteed to make you groan this Christmas
Fri, 09 Dec, 2016 - 00:00

It seems it all comes down to the loudness of your groan.

Their perfect cracker joke formula is as follows:

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