Anyway, that’s what one wily Dub was thinking when they posted Trump’s plane up on Done Deal for sale at the princely sum of €100.
Posting a photo of the plane on the website, they gave the reason for selling it as "Change in circumstances means I now have access to a pair of blue and white Boeing 747s."
They go on to describe the aircraft as: "1 tacky Boeing 757 with gold fittings for sale. Comes with beds, lounges and lots of TVs. This aircraft has seen lots of action and miles in the mile high club.
"Perfect for stag parties, those who still believe the Celtic Tiger is alive and well and possibly a Glamping Site in Sligo."
They finish off in typical Trump style: "Drinks service as standard - grab them in the cockpit."