Sketch: Cork couple visit GP and wreck his head with their description of a simple cold

We all know the couple that lives down the road from you who want to tell you every last detail of their monotonous lives in unison when you meet them in the supermarket.

They're lovely and friendly, but perhaps divulge too much detail information and make you feel slightly uncomfortable.

You might be able to escape their clutches after you've feigned interest in their various woes for long enough to placate them but there are unfortunate souls who have to deal with these people on a professional level and keep a straight face.