Step right up! The finest salesman in Ireland is on DoneDeal!

Buying a sofa is hardly the most exciting purchase a customer is likely to make, but this guy makes it sound like a trip to ibiza, going for half nothing, during spring break.

Relying heavily on the script from the infamous episode of The Simpsons where Springfield buys a Monorail, this man has learned from the best on how to work a crowd.