A Coppers Gold Card could be yours for €250

A guy from Dublin is selling that most-coveted of items over on Adverts.ie - "lifetime VIP membership to the holy grail of the Irish nightclubbing scene". Also known as a Copper Face Jacks gold card.

Oooh.

For those not in the know, the card entitles you and a friend free access to the Dublin nightclub - and to skip the never-ending queues - "seven days a week, 364 days a year".