This snarky letter from a nine-year-old to the Tooth Fairy is gold

It’s safe to say Jennifer doesn’t take crap from anyone - and definitely not from mythical beings.

Now all grown-up and posting on Imgur as judokitten, she shared this recent find of her dad's from when she was nine - a letter dripping with derision intended for the Tooth Fairy.

She explains why she wrote it:

"So, I had lost a tooth, but I was suspicious about the actual validity of the toothfairy's magical abilities. So, I didn't tell anyone about the lost tooth. Lo and behold, she did not arrive.

The next morning, I loudly proclaimed the toothfairy bullshit in my 9 year old terms, and my mom told me to write her a letter expressing my displeasure"

The full letter in all its glory reads:

"(Not very) dear t.f.,

This is the second time you've done this. You forgot me. So if you're not going to come, then I'm going to keep my own teeth. You are through collecting teeth from Jennifer.From now on I'm keeping my own teeth.

Unsincerely,

Jennifer

P.S. Keep collection from Mike though. Obviously you like him better

P.P.S. Don't bother to write back."

Oooh, burn.

But the Tooth Fairy had the last word.

Jennifer writes:

"I was returned a letter that basically said,

"I couldn't get to your pillow the night before last because I got stuck in all the mess. Maybe if you clean your room, I could get to you in a timely manner.

Well played, tooth fairy. Well played.

H/T: BreakingNews.ie