(Sorry baseball and basketball fans).
"He's got 53 rush, so.... he's good at hurrying?" shows the calibre of the insights on offer in this clip.
The lads in question also seem to spend most of their time being impressed with the tight pants, "I would like to class myself as a heterosexual man, but those are tight pants...", and the hurdling, "It looks like his hurdling stats are going to be pretty good".
Comments like, "It looks like a touchdown, but he didn't touch it down" may infuriate fans of the Detroit Lions and Chicago Bears, who were playing in the game, but we thought it was funny.