Cowell’s face offered for gun target practice

A Las Vegas target range is offering Simon Cowell’s face for target practice.

Machine Guns Vegas said Cowell’s image will join Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein and Muammar Gaddafi as target options.

Richard Hillgrove, spokesman for Machine Guns Vegas, said: “We agree with Martin Gore from Depeche Mode that Simon Cowell has committed heinous crimes against humanity and single-handedly demolished real musical talent across the planet.”