Learner Dad: It turns out that lice thrive on clean and shiny hair

My wife has gone to war. It all started when we got the news that no parent wants to hear — there is a case of head lice in school.

Now, I had no idea this was such bad news until the text arrived and my wife was transformed from her normal cute and funny self into Fearsome SheWife - Slayer of Bugs That Live in Hair.