Learner Dad: My son and I have a shared interest in leather mini-skirted heroes killing bad guys

I’M becoming a bit of a Boris Johnson. You know the way he drops in obscure ancient Greek and Latin references as a sign that he has more money than you? Well, I’m at it now. (The references, not the money, in case you work for the Revenue.)

It’s all my son’s fault. Recently, I wrote that playtime with him involves me holding Captain America while he belts the bejaysus out of it with a Transformer. Let’s just say he gets more out of that than I do.