Lindsay Woods: 'Nothing causes me to break out in a cold sweat faster than the creation of a WhatsApp group'

I’m pretty sure I was born to be 40. While I am yet a couple of years shy of such a milestone, I am decidedly closer to it than that of a sprightly 21 year old. In truth, I have always embraced the mid-life way; I just concealed it during my younger years.

Case in point, I adore cancelled plans. I can only compare the feeling of elation to a child who has just been told they are off to Disneyland. The key point here is that I like cancelled plans i.e. that I am not the canceller and rather the benefactor of the wheels coming off the social excursion train.