Ask Audrey: She’ll struggle to find an old woman in Bishopstown who doesn’t like daytime drinking

Sorting out Cork people for ages...

Q:I’m just back from Trick or Treating with the kids, we live in St Luke’s so all they got was four gluten free jellies, some macadamia nuts and a framed photo of Greta Thunberg. (A recent poll showed that 77% of people on our road are triggered by the word ‘sugar’.)