Down on the farm, en famille: Five Corkonians, five French farms, five days.

Five Corkonians, five French farms, five days. What could possibly go wrong, wonders Esther N McCarthy

It's 2am and I’m six metres above ground, in a tree, surrounded by nature, answering a call of nature. I’m doing a number one in the sawdust compost dry toilet. A oui, oui, if you will.