Ask Audrey: 'Clare fans will be a coachload of people in boot-cut jeans drinking milk out of a bodhran'

Sorting out Cork people for ages.

Alright luv. We was discussing the Brexit Backstop with the boys in The Angry White Man boozer last night when Terry said, “Oy, lads, rather than just saying we wished the famine killed all the Irish, why don’t we fly over there and try and understand them.” Voice of reason is Terry, unless he thinks you’re a bit German. So, we is flying into Cork this weekend, with nothing but good intentions, open minds and a bag of speed we got off Lame Eric. Where is a good place to meet Paddys wot is open to persuasion?