Lindsay Woods: 'I see you drive a van there… are you in the building trade by any chance?'

I now know how Cinderella’s glass slipper felt. The never-ending quest to find the perfect match, that one true fit. With one, difference; I’m not a glass slipper looking for a foot… I’m looking for a man. Specifically, a man who knows his way around bricks, mortar and how to use a brush to sweep up after, writes Lindsay Woods.

Suffice to say, I am exhausted from the search.