Trick Kearney: "We did consider counselling, but that would involve us talking to each other and after 30 years that would be risky"

When people discover I write this column, their first reaction is usually, “You’re a dark horse” and their second is “Don’t write about me next week, haha”.

I’m always very careful about who I feature, except of course when it’s yer man who is very relaxed about fame.