Daddy vs The Threenager: A hilarious guide to the highs and lows of fatherhood

In this exclusive extract from his book, ‘No Sex, No Sleep’,
, guides us through dealing with the highs and lows of fatherhoodA friend of mine once told me the key to parenting is to remember that everything is a phase, and he’s got a point. By the time you are really good at changing nappies, they won’t need them any more. Just when you get a knack for making puréed food, the little tykes go and grow a set of teeth. Those hours walking around trying to wind them on your shoulder, well they just seem like an awful waste of time.