Some guy tried to bribe his way into his dream job with a fiver and some elaborate lies…

At least he is determined

Some messer apparently took the time to apply to Cadbury for the position of 'Global Quality Manager' with experience that included 'super secret spy' and a reference from eBay.

This random application was clearly enjoyed as a novelty in the Cadbury offices as they replied to the chancer, explaining they needed to return the fiver he sent under the line 'Elizabeth *wink wink*'.