Well-intentioned boyfriend shares Coldplay ticket plight

We’ve all been there. From the first time you kissed to the first time you met their granny, it’s hard to remember all the important relationship milestones.

One unfortunate boyfriend in particular went to heroic lengths to secure two tickets to the now sold out Coldplay concert in Dublin.

“Because the first time we kissed was at Coldplay.”

Wrong. The first time they kissed was at The Artic Monkeys.

“Down came the shutters, gone was my wonderful woman and out came that demon that only appears when I leave her toilet seat up before she uses it in the middle of the night.”

God help you brave soldier.

The unfortunate man mentioned is now selling his tickets on the Facebook event page for the concert which you can find here. (We haven’t embedded it to save the tiny pieces of his heart that may be left.)

“So yeah, I have two tickets for sale, face value. Need the money for flowers, chocolate and expensive gifts.”

Indeed pal, have you heard of Michael Kors?