WATCH: Comedienne Emma Doran re-enacts everyone's worst Deli nightmare

"Just a small bit of butter…"

Is there anything worse than going to the Deli and watching someone butcher a sandwich before handing it to you and asking you to pay for the monstrousity?

Add a touch of hanger and it can really ruin your day.

Well, comedienne Emma Doran has encapsulated the encounter in a short sketch that will appall you as much as it will make you laugh.

It has it all, from the worker's disdain to the ridiculous amount of butter, the stingy portion of meat and cheese and the copious amounts of salad.

There is no sandwich like one you make lovingly yourself, but when hunger hits the deli offering will have to do.

Check out this sketch, everything is all too familiar!

Catch Emma performing more hilarious gags in The International Bar on September 19-23. Tickets €11-€13 , show kicks off at 6.45pm.