Step right up! The finest salesman in Ireland is on DoneDeal!

It's not about need -it's all about want!

Buying a sofa is hardly the most exciting purchase a customer is likely to make, but this guy makes it sound like a trip to ibiza, going for half nothing, during spring break.

Relying heavily on the script from the infamous episode of The Simpsons where Springfield buys a Monorail, this man has learned from the best on how to work a crowd.

Selling a sofa. https://t.co/qHlL0pgR9x

— Aidan (@AidanCoughlan) September 5, 2016

Drawing you in with a snazzy oneliner before getting on your competitive goat with a sly Shelbyville comment (God-damn Shelbyville!) this guy has his sofa sold before the third paragraph!

Which is when he finally tells you what he is selling. A sofa.

The salesman from Dublin then delves straight into song which, may not be original, but by God is it catchy!

Never was a deal more done.

This guy had us at hello and at the checkout by goodbye.

RECLINER SOFA!

News just in: BN just bought a sofa!