Is this guy the funniest dad on Twitter?

James Breakwell is a father of four girls and a comedy writer.

The combination of these two things have made him a Twitter sensation as he edges closer to 600,000 followers.

Some of his best tweets capture his conversations with his kids.

4-year-old: Why are the sky and the water both blue?

Me: It's how their molecules scatter light

4:

Me:

4: I think God ran out of crayons

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 23, 2016

His wife often shows up too.

You can follow Breakwell on Twitter, visit James Breakwell’s Unbelievably Bad Webcomic or Unfridgeworthy. You won’t be disappointed.

In case you wondered what it's like to raise 4 daughters, I had to settle a heated fight over whose turn it was to ride an imaginary dolphin

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 22, 2016

My new favorite excuse to skip social functions:

I can't leave the house. There's a Barbie living room in the way. pic.twitter.com/kOs3TUdxCp

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 22, 2016

[watching a cartoon on TV while watching a different cartoon on a tablet while playing a game on a second tablet]

6-year-old: I'm bored.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 21, 2016

I got called to pick up a sick kid almost as soon as I sat down at work.

My Friday lasted 15 minutes.

I'm finally proud of my children.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 20, 2016

[wearing her new Elsa shirt]

4-year-old: How do I look?

Me: Beautiful.

4: NO, DAD! I LOOK COOL!

I always say the wrong thing to women.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 20, 2016