What would you give for a sculpture of Enda Kenny made out of toilet paper?

Art at its finest.

A crafty artist is putting his skills to good use by creating a toilet-paper-mache bust of our fearless leader Enda Kenny.

The ‘extremely well-crafted’ head is said to capture Mr Kenny’s infamous grin and is recommended as a ‘great addition to any mantelpiece’ or to ‘impress your friends’.