Dustin the Turkey reveals political campaign 'to fix Ireland'

Dustin the Turkey tweeted the Poultry Party’s plan to fix Ireland on February 21.

Over next series of tweets I'll be bringing you the Poultry Party's Ten Point Plan to fix Ireland. #VoteDustin #GE16

— Dustin The Turkey (@DustinOfficial) February 21, 2016

The chart-topping musician and broadcaster announced that the group plans to “Close the midlands,” and, in echoes of Trump’s presidential campaign in America, to “build a wall around Dublin and make the culchies pay for it.”

The Poultry Party is not a registered political party for the 2016 Irish general election.

1.Abolish water charge by cutting supply to counties that don't wash (Roscommon, Leitrim etc) give their water to the rest of the country.

— Dustin The Turkey (@DustinOfficial) February 21, 2016

2. Build a wall around Dublin and make the culchies pay for it.

3. Close the Midlands.

4. Sell Dalkey to the Brits.#GE16

— Dustin The Turkey (@DustinOfficial) February 21, 2016

5. Make ALL nordies learn English.

6. Decriminalise the hitting of hipsters.

7. Move RTE to Longford. They deserve each other. #GE16

— Dustin The Turkey (@DustinOfficial) February 21, 2016

6. Decriminalise the hitting of hipsters.

7. Move RTE to Longford. They deserve each other. #ge16 #voteDustin

— Dustin The Turkey (@DustinOfficial) February 21, 2016

We say vote the turkey in, sure just look at his track record, he has done more for this country than most of the politicians.

There was those cracking songs ‘Christmas tree’ and ‘32 counties’.

And of course who could forget when he represented us in the Eurovision in 2008.

#VoteDustin