An unhappy Greek man has made a Random Austerity Measure Generator

Please wait while we seem serious and caring … *whirr*

A disgruntled Greek man has had enough of the seemingly arbitrary austerity measures his people are facing - so he's decided to help the Eurozone out with some policy decisions.

Enter the Random Austerity Measure Generator, which takes the hassle out of extreme decisions. After all, there are more important issues out there.