Irish child finds the greatest slide in the country, batters self

Don't worry, he was grand afterwards.

We all know that the more dangerous and fast a slide / swing / thrill ride is, the better it is. And two-year-old Eoin Hoare appears to have found one of Dublin's best, if this gas short video is anything to go by.

Eoin's auntie Fiona took this video and it was sent it in to the Daily Edge, which reports this AMAZING slide is in Rathcoole, Dublin (since you're going to want to find it yourself next time it's raining).

Don't worry though - Eoin is, somehow, completely unbreakable and was just fine. "Was uninjured and straight onto the swings afterwards," uncle Karl Hoare wrote in the video's description.

Glad to hear it. Because this video is crying out for an endless loop.

— Karl Hoare on YouTube via The Daily Edge.