This snarky letter from a nine-year-old to the Tooth Fairy is gold

"You are through collecting teeth from Jennifer. From now on I’m keeping my own teeth."

It's safe to say Jennifer doesn't take crap from anyone - and definitely not from mythical beings.

Now all grown-up and posting on Imgur as judokitten, she shared this recent find of her dad's from when she was nine - a letter dripping with derision intended for the Tooth Fairy.