Weatherman's highly humerus Halloween report

'I'm a weatherman, Jim, not a miracle worker' — Jude 'Bones' Redfield.

Weatherman Jude Redfield absolutely nailed his Halloween weather report this morning with a close-to-the-bone segment.

The weathercaster delivered his October 31 weather report from Kentucky with a comedic slant, but kept his head in the game despite the spine-tingling mystery surrounding what happened to his lower body.

Can't see the video? View it on WDRB.com

His fellow news team member joins in at the end to feed him a banana - a tricky task, it seems. He just doesn't have the stomach for it.

You might think this is some pretty elaborate computer-generated trickery, but we see right through him. Redfield decided to keep it simple and old-school, taking advantage of his green screen effect with a morphsuit and a fake plastic skeleton.

Let the kids watch @WDRBNews this morning. Bones Redfield will be showing up soon! They will love it! pic.twitter.com/bIkONoYx9n

— Jude Redfield (@JudeRedfield) October 31, 2014

Fair play, Jude 'Bones' Redfield. Fair play.

(Several skeleton puns borrowed from frenums.tumblr.com/.